This is to advise you that nothing is happening here this Saturday, August 15th.
There is no "art" to be seen. There is no "reticent panda preserve" to enjoy. The Gallery is Not Open and You are not at all invited. GO AWAY.
We'll be making waffles, but you can't have them.
Smoothies will be prepared (ask for a boost!) but not for you.
This art is total crap and at $10 - $40 way outta your price range.
The neighborhood (Grand Lake) is dangerous and people are mean. There's no Farmer's Market that you need to go to anyway and if you did the produce is all gross right now. Absolutely nothing is in season.
The place is a shithole and nobody cares.
Carlos Amigos: Welcome to My Evil Thoughts
Now playing at The Sometime Gallery
Carlos was totally uninspired by the turnout for the dinner a few weeks back and hasn't done fuck-all since. I don't know what he does with his time.
Saturday, August 15th
10:00 - 1:00 or I ask you to leave
See the art and sit a spell. Please don't bring anyone because they'll hate it too. Your donations for waffles n' smoothies go to help the Westport Whale Project become a reality.
WOULD IT KILL YOU TO COUGH UP A BUCK FOR A MAN AND HIS WHALE?
The Sometime Gallery
(an alt space for art in the grandlake portmanteau)
Oakland
up the driveway; look for a sign
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